she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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