absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
