There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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