I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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