Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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