Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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