Dual....:-)
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
