The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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