Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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