Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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