Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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