i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I think I sprained my soul last night
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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