we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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