This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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