why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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