I think scott just propositioned me for sex
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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