We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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