they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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