Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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