fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i need some magic done to my vagina
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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