Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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