the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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