I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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