The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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