her facebook's as public as her vagina
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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