So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
