I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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