i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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