theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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