mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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