If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
