well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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