Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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