somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Do vagina's smell?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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