Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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