If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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