My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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