What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
