we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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