I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Can you bring me the toilet please
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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