East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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