i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just want nice things and good sex
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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