Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Pappa wants mamma naked
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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