Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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