I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she told me i tasted like america
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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