He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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