I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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