i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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