Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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