If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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