So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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