you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize