There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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