We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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